I’ve always thought interviews are not so bad, it’s basically a chat about you and your life. What can go wrong?
Interviewer: I see you do Tae Kwon Do? Have you ever had use it on the street?
Me: No, as the point is to stay out of trouble.
Interviewer: How do you do that?
Me: I use my ninja senses.
Now that is what I call a great start to an interview.