Road rage is never a beautiful thing with an aural cacophony of flying expletives and blasting horns. The scene is set for possibly one of the best insults I’ve ever heard from my friend Louise who had recently moved to a rather affluent area.
A rather kind gentleman driver had decided to surrender his patience and was choosing to express himself with colourful language.
Louise retaliated by shouting: “Yeh, and you’re hairy!”
“I’m pretty sure he grew that beard on purpose,” I replied chuckling. I do believe Louise may have lost the edge in insults as a result of living in a leafy green suburb.