“Bond, James Bond,” is the legendary introduction of the super slick spy. Back in my world when I’m saying my name people often mishear leading to the funniest interpretations. Kamalpreet can become anything from Karen to camomile and even camembert. After all it is a pretty long name with a total of ten letters. I bet Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn’t have to say his name twice. In a bit of reverse revenge I found myself calling a colleague Stan when his actual name was Dave. My subconscious made an independent decision on what it wanted to hear.